92+ Funny Thanksgiving Captions with Dog

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Thanksgiving’s here!!

Roast turkey, pumpkin carvings, and the smell of the spice envelop us.

The air is filled with mirth, laughter, and jokes.

And how can we forget the hysterics of our four-legged furball?

These memories are worth capturing until the next Thanksgiving comes around.

For that, we have a handpicked list of captions to post your dogs to.

1. Grateful Good Boys

For pups who are full of thanks… and maybe a little too much turkey.

  • Feeling pawsitively grateful today. 🧡

  • Thankful for belly rubs and gravy. 🍗

  • I’m so blessed and a little bit stressed. 😅

  • Gobble gratitude, wag repeat. 🐾

  • Thankful, but also hungry. 😂

  • Gratitude looks good on this fur. ✨

  • Counting my blessings (and treats). 🦴

  • Thankful for every squeaky toy. 🎾

  • My tail is wagging with gratitude. 💕

  • Grateful, graceful, and goofy. 😆

  • So thankful, I might even share my bed. 🛏️

  • Blessed with fluff and chaos. 🌟

  • I’m thankful for every dropped crumb. 🍞

  • Thankful for naps after snacks. 😴

  • Love, food, and fetch — that’s all I need. 💖

  • My gratitude list starts with “treats.” 🦴

  • Paws up for blessings. 🙌

  • Too blessed to be stressed. 😇

  • I’m thankful for my humans (and their snacks). 😋

  • Happy to be here, happier for turkey. 🦃

2. Feast Mode Dogs

For the pups who treat Thanksgiving like a competitive sport.

  • Feast mode: on. 🍗

  • Who invited the diet? 😹

  • I came. I sniffed. I ate everything. 😂

  • Turkey? I barely knew her. 😏

  • Saving room for pie crumbs. 🥧

  • If it drops, it’s mine. 💨

  • Professional taste tester, reporting for duty. 🍴

  • No shame in my gravy game. 😋

  • Eating like every meal’s my last. 😎

  • Feed me, I’m festive. 🧡

  • It’s not stealing, it’s quality control. 🧐

  • Table scraps are my love language. 💕

  • I’m stuffed — literally. 🐶

  • Pass the mashed potatoes, please. 🥔

  • I came for the turkey, stayed for the nap. 💤

  • Food before fetch, always. 😆

  • That’s not drool, it’s excitement. 🤤

  • I call dibs on leftovers. 🍖

  • Dinner rolls? More like dinner goals. 🥐

  • Calories don’t count on Thanksgiving. 😎

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3. Cozy & Cuddly Pups

For the warm, soft, and sleepy souls who nap through the feast.

  • Cozy is my Thanksgiving aesthetic. 🧣

  • Wrapped in love and blankets. 💤

  • The coziest dog on the block. 🛋️

  • Sweater weather, better together. 🧶

  • Dreaming of turkey legs. 🦃

  • Pillow? Check. Blanket? Check. Snacks? Perfect. 😴

  • Too cute to cook. 😂

  • Warm hearts and wagging tails. 💕

  • I nap therefore I am thankful. 🌙

  • Cuddle season officially in session. 🐾

  • Cozy vibes only. 🍂

  • I’m the real dessert — sweet and soft. 🍰

  • Grateful for lazy afternoons. 😌

  • Warm fur, full heart. 💗

  • Fall snuggles hit different. 🍁

  • Catching z’s and blessings. 💫

  • Autumn naps = puppy perfection. 🐶

  • Paws, blanket, repeat. 🧸

  • Wake me up when the turkey’s ready. 💤

  • Too comfy to move. 🛏️

4. Sassy & Thankful Queens

For the diva dogs who bring the drama and the sparkle.

  • Bow down, I’m the Thanksgiving main dish. 👑

  • Turkey wishes and doggy dreams. 💅

  • Not everyone can handle this level of fluff. 💁‍♀️

  • I bring the glam to gravy season. ✨

  • I’m not bossy, I’m the hostess. 🍽️

  • Blessed and obsessed (with myself). 😎

  • Queen of leftovers and attention. 👸

  • Yes, I barked for this outfit. 😹

  • I didn’t choose the glam life — it chose me. 💄

  • Main character energy, every meal. 🎬

  • I’m thankful for me. Period. 😤

  • Dog? Please. I’m a Thanksgiving icon. 😏

  • Looking this good should be illegal. 😍

  • I sparkle harder than cranberry sauce. 🍒

  • Bring me my throne (and turkey leg). 🦴

  • Too glam to gobble. 💋

  • Every table needs a star. 🌟

  • Being fabulous is a full-time job. 💅

  • Turkey? I prefer attention. 😇

  • All eyes on me, and maybe the pie. 🥧

5. Pumpkin Spice Puppers

For the fall-obsessed dogs who live for cozy aesthetics.

  • Pumpkin spice and everything paw-some. 🎃

  • Basic? No — iconic. ☕

  • Pumpkin kisses, harvest wishes. 🍂

  • Just a dog and her PSL dreams. 🧡

  • Sweater season supremacy. 🧶

  • Autumn walks hit different. 🍁

  • Leaf piles and latte vibes. 🍃

  • My fur is basically pumpkin-colored. 🧡

  • Cozy-core in full effect. 😌

  • Pawsitively spiced. 🍰

  • Aesthetic? Always. 🎨

  • PSL stands for “Puppy Sweet Life.” ☕

  • Snuggles, spice, and everything nice. 💫

  • Pumpkin patch pro. 🌾

  • Call me Pumpkin Paw. 🎃

  • I’m the moment — and the vibe. ✨

  • Fall fit check: perfect. 🍂

  • Too cute for cold weather. 🧣

  • Autumn glow activated. 🌟

  • Pawtumn queen reporting in. 🍁

6. Dogitude of Gratitude

For dogs who are thankful in their own silly, sassy way.

  • Grateful… kinda. 😆

  • Thankful for snacks and second chances. 🐾

  • Attitude served with a side of gratitude. 😎

  • Blessings come with barks. 🐶

  • I bark, therefore I’m grateful. 😂

  • Thankful for chaos and cuddles. 💕

  • Gratitude looks better with drool. 🤤

  • My tail says “thanks.” 💫

  • Thanks, now pet me. 😜

  • Thankful-ish. 🙃

  • Being thankful is exhausting. 💤

  • My heart’s full, my bowl’s fuller. 🦴

  • I’m grateful for humans who share food. 😏

  • Chaos and cuddles — that’s my vibe. 💖

  • Blessed with sass. 😎

  • I don’t do humble, I do thankful. 😹

  • Thankful but still barking. 🗣️

  • More treats, less stress. 🦴

  • Gratitude, but make it dramatic. 🎭

  • Paws up for Thanksgiving fun. 🐾

7. Turkey Bandits

For dogs who “accidentally” steal the turkey every year.

  • I didn’t eat it… all of it. 😇

  • Turkey? Never heard of her. 😂

  • The evidence was delicious. 🦃

  • I was framed. 🐾

  • Taste test passed. 😋

  • Just making sure it’s safe! 🧐

  • Operation: Gobble Heist complete. 💼

  • My bad… kinda. 😅

  • You can’t prove anything. 😏

  • Caught red-pawed again. 🐾

  • Turkey? I call it teamwork. 😎

  • I was quality checking. 🍗

  • It jumped into my mouth, I swear. 😹

  • I’m on the “see food” diet. 👀

  • Sharing is caring (for me). 💕

  • Who left the turkey unsupervised? 😈

  • It’s not stealing if it’s tasty. 😂

  • Crimes of passion: poultry edition. 🦴

  • Turkey gone, innocence intact. 😇

  • Professional snack smuggler. 🎩

8. Family & Furry Friends

For the wholesome pups who love family time (and the chaos).

  • Home is where the humans are. 🏠

  • Family, food, and fur forever. 💕

  • Thankful for my weird little pack. 🐾

  • Group snuggles > group photos. 😹

  • The family that eats together, stays together. 🍴

  • Too many hugs, send help. 😂

  • My humans are loud, but I love them. 🧡

  • Every family needs a good boy. 😇

  • Full house, fuller heart. 💖

  • Cuddles and chaos = holiday vibes. 🐶

  • Family time = treat time. 🍪

  • They call me the favorite child. 😏

  • Love, laughs, and licks. 😍

  • My pack is my happy place. 🌟

  • Thanksgiving means belly rub season. 🐾

  • Home sweet dog home. 🏡

  • Gathered, grateful, and goofy. 😂

  • Family? I prefer my fur family. 🐾

  • My pack > everything else. ❤️

  • Together is my favorite place. 💫

9. Holiday Chaos Hounds

For the four-legged chaos creators of every Thanksgiving.

  • I bring the drama to dinner. 😂

  • Oops… was that important? 😇

  • The floor needed that gravy. 🐾

  • Call me the chaos coordinator. 🎭

  • Decorations? I call them toys. 🧸

  • I add spice to every holiday. 🌶️

  • You clean, I create. 😏

  • The turkey fell, not my fault. 😹

  • Thanksgiving = adventure mode. ⚡

  • Cuteness is my distraction tactic. 🥺

  • Chaos? I call it love. 💖

  • Zoomies at dinner time. 🐶

  • Mayhem is my middle name. 😂

  • Table runner? More like tug toy. 🧣

  • Mischief managed. 😎

  • Oopsie daisy… again. 🌼

  • Can’t behave, too excited. 😆

  • Blame the dog — oh wait, that’s me. 🐾

  • I add excitement to tradition. 💥

  • Turkey day, chaos edition. 🦃

10. Post-Feast Nappers

For the sleepy dogs who nap like it’s their full-time job.

  • Food coma achieved. 😴

  • Wake me up in December. 💤

  • I regret nothing. 😂

  • Pillow. Blanket. Bliss. 🛋️

  • Snore level: professional. 🐾

  • Hibernation has begun. 🐻

  • Dreaming of leftovers. 🥧

  • I nap harder than I chew. 😆

  • Full belly, fuller nap. 💕

  • I ate, therefore I snooze. 😴

  • Nap goals unlocked. 🐶

  • My energy left the chat. 💤

  • Too sleepy to socialize. 😴

  • I’m basically mashed potatoes now. 🥔

  • Turkey dreams loading… 🦃

  • Yawn now, play later. 😌

  • Couch claimed, do not disturb. 🛏️

  • Nap queen of Thanksgiving. 👑

  • My spirit animal? Me, after dinner. 😂

  • Feast hard, nap harder. 💤

While you take care of making mashed potatoes, we take care of the captions.

We made sure that you have a wide variety to choose from.

Happy Thanksgiving!!